Ultra Politically Correct Greetings :D
I am not sure who originated this, but Andy McCarthy passed it along at National Review, and it is very funny 
It starts like this, “To All My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday…”
Merry — er . . . – Andy McCarthy – The Corner on National Review Online.
